Review by Ken Suen

The album "Totally Shit" by Various has been a disappointment for many music lovers. The tracks are poorly produced, lacking in creativity, and fail to leave any lasting impression on the listener. The lyrics are often nonsensical, and the vocals are often off-key and grating on the ears. The album seems to be a collection of poorly thought-out ideas thrown together without any consideration for quality or coherence.

While some may argue that the album is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek parody of bad music, it lacks the self-awareness and cleverness to pull off such a feat. Instead, it comes across as a lazy attempt to cash in on the trend of ironic appreciation for terrible art.

Summary by Ken Suen

"Totally Shit" is a forgettable and unpleasant listening experience that is not worth anyone's time or money. It fails to capture any of the charm or humor of truly bad music and instead comes across as a cynical and lazy attempt to capitalize on a trend.