Review by Anne Massey

Holy Boner Strangle Wank's eponymous debut album, "Holy Boner Strangle Wank," is a raucous and unapologetically raw collection of tracks that will leave listeners feeling simultaneously exhilarated and exhausted. The band's signature sound is a heady blend of punk, metal, and noise rock, with screeching guitars, pummeling drums, and guttural vocals that are sure to get the blood pumping.

The album kicks off with the frenzied "Boner Juice," a track that sets the tone for the rest of the record with its blistering guitar riffs and relentless energy. From there, the band dives headfirst into a series of similarly intense tracks, including "Stranglehold," "Wankfest," and "Pain Train," which all feature the band's trademark sound and attitude.

Despite the album's unrelenting intensity, there are moments of surprising nuance and complexity throughout. "Bleeding Out" is a standout track that features some of the album's most intricate guitar work, while "Holy War" is a slower, more contemplative track that showcases the band's ability to craft powerful, emotionally resonant songs.

Summary by Anne Massey

"Holy Boner Strangle Wank" is a thrilling debut from a band that clearly knows how to rock. Fans of heavy music will find plenty to love here, and those who are new to Holy Boner Strangle Wank will likely find themselves converted by the end of the album. Highly recommended.